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Let's Build Your Private Cloud

Whether you need a quick repair or a full "Home Node" setup, I provide the personal touch to help you reclaim your digital life.

Free Mini-Audit

Curious about what your "Sovereignty Path" looks like? Select the Big Tech services you use below to get instant self-hosted recommendations.

? Privacy Audit Checklist

Select the services you currently rely on to see your recommended "Sovereignty Path."

Self-Hosting ROI Calculator

See how much you can save by moving away from monthly cloud subscriptions.

$ Self-Hosting ROI

Monthly Cloud Subscription ($)

Upfront Hardware Cost ($)

Monthly Electricity Cost ($)

Duration (Months): 12

Cloud Cost:$240

Self-Hosted Cost:$360

Loss: $120

1. The Audit

I review your current digital life (Google, iCloud, subscriptions) and create a step-by-step "Extraction Plan" to reclaim your data.

Strategy Only

2. Remote Build

You buy the hardware. We get on a video call, and I walk you through installing everything you need.

Co-Pilot Mode

3. Home Node

I buy the hardware, configure it fully (hardened security, backups, custom domain), and ship it to your door ready to plug in.

Done For You

4. Local Support & Computer Repair

Is your computer acting up? Wi-Fi dead zones in your house? Printer refuse to cooperate? I fill the gap that big ISPs can't—providing the personal, in-home touch to get your technology working for you again.

Local Olds Support

Consulting for Municipalities & Small ISPs

Most consultants are pure sysadmins. I am a Municipal Fiber Infrastructure Professional who helped build Canada's first gigabit fiber network. I understand the physical layer ("the pipes") and the application layer ("the water").

✓ Network Architecture & FTTP Deployment Strategy
✓ Community-Owned ISP Feasibility Studies
✓ Bridging the Digital Divide (Policy & Execution)

Contact for ISP Consulting

Ready to reclaim your data?

Whether you need a quick audit or a full build, I am available for hire immediately.

Email: jord@jordisbored.xyz Call/Text: +1 (403) 586-6851

Accepting: Fiat (e-Transfer) & Bitcoin

The Home Node Fund

Alternatively, you can support the community project directly. This funds a dedicated "Node-in-a-Box" for someone else in the Olds community.

→ Fund a Home Node for someone else

Transparency

I am a solo operator, not a SaaS company. Zero telemetry. Zero data selling. Full open-source documentation of every build I do.